Seven Reasons Why I Don't Want To Be A Rock Star

1. Rock stars rock. I don't.
2. They seem crazy. (No offence). I do too, but I'm not about to tell the world about it.
3. They travel and don't have a lot of sleep. I need 10 hours sleep minimum.
4. I don't go round smashing guitars.
5. My idea of music is quite different. Mine actually sounds like music.
6. I don't know about you, but I don't fancy going deaf from listening to what some people call music.
7. To me, rock music seems to have three different sounds : loud, very loud, and going on deaf.

P.S.: Some things may be highly exaggerated. No part of this statement should be taken seriously.